Wannabe TV Chef

My journey to pseudo-stardom.

NFNS: Bold Prediction

This Sunday is the second-to-last challenge of the Next Food Network Star 4 and I have a bold prediction.  In the previews for this weekend’s showing there is a clip of Susie Fogelson saying, “This is a first in Next Food Network Star history.”

In my review of last week’s show I mentioned that it looked as though Lisa Garza was being set up for failure.  This week each contestant has to shoot a 30 promo.  For Aaron’s promo he has to stand at a craps table, for Adam’s he has to stand on the stage of an empty theatre with a showgirl on each arm.  Lisa, on the other hand gets strapped into a cable system and hoisted three stories into the air and banged off a wine tower.  The difficulty and quite honestly the danger of Lisa’s challenge is light-years beyond what the other two have to go through and thus is a little suspicious.

Let me say this, when you’ve only done a show three other times, I should think that “firsts” are a regular event each day.  That being said my prediction is that the infamous “first” is . . . no one will be eliminated.  Lisa is the heart of what draws people to the show.  The love/hate aspect of her personality is far more compelling than Aaron learning to be comfortable on camera or Adam learning to cook.  So that’s it, a three way tie.

UPDATE: It’s over and I was right, a three way tie.  And I have no idea why?  I’ll have more after I watch the show again, but in my opinion one chef won the competition tonight and the other two should already be gone.  My NFNS update will contain a few fireworks so bookmark iit or subscribe.

July 18, 2008 Posted by wannabetvchef | Food News | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Starbucks Closing 600

After a decade of Americans trying to convince themselves that they actually like luke-warm bad coffee Starbucks is having to scale back.  You remember those conversations don’t you? 

“Man, this coffee taste burnt.”

“No, no.  It’s a dark roast.”

“You mean it is supposed to taste like this?”

“Yeah, that’s real coffee.  I mean, you don’t think they charge that much for scorched coffee do you?”

“But it isn’t even hot.”

“That’s how real coffee is supposed to be.”

Well, we have finally awaken to the realization that paying $7 for a cup of sludge is crazy.  In this press release from Starbucks they announce their plans to close 600 Java Boxes.  Included is the complete list.

July 18, 2008 Posted by wannabetvchef | Food News | , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Review: the Saucier’s Apprentice

Originally posted at Paper Palate (paperpalate.net) on July 17, 2008.

sap.jpgOne of the hot new genres among nonfiction publications is the “culinary adventure.” The formula is simple really, a chef or restaurant critic takes a vacation where they do nothing but experience wonderful cuisine and along the way they learn a little something about life. Perhaps we should call it Foodie Literature because it is nurtured by the fact that America’s palate is finally awakening. Recently I got a chance to read my first “culinary adventure” when I received a copy of the Saucier’s Apprentice (W.W. Norton, New York) by Bob Spitz. 

Spitz is neither a chef nor a food critic. No, Bob Spitz is something we don’t get to review here often, a “serious” author. I say that tongue and cheek of course - for many years, food writers were looked down upon by novelists. They were lumped into a subspecies alongside sports journalists and the lady who does the advice column. Anyone who has ever read Jeffrey Steingarten knows that food writers are serious authors.

Spitz is the award-winning author of Barefoot in Babylon, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!, and the New York Times bestseller The Beatles. He has written for virtually every important magazine and newspaper in the country. But he does not have a formal culinary background and perhaps that is what makes his tale so companionable. Because it is so much like that of every other American who has fallen victim to gastronomy.

The story begins with his personal life in shambles – the eight years of travel and research for The Beatles has cost him a marriage and his current romance is a house of cards. The only things keeping him from falling apart altogether are his love for haute cuisine and his daughter, Lily, of whom he writes:

At least my daughter gave me strength. Most nights, I still cooked for Lily, and most mornings I sent her off to school with a lunch bag full of leftovers, the most gratifying moments of my day. Only eleven years old, Lily was a chef’s ideal at the table, game for trying all my crackpot creations. She was the only kid I knew who’d attack garlicky escargots, a seared foie gras, or a dozen raw oysters with fearless relish . . .

The fervor of his burgeoning foodieness manifested itself through his regular Friday-night dinners in which friends and loved ones from the city would venture to his cozy Connecticut cottage for an evening of conversation and Epicureanism. It was at just such a party that he receded from the political debate, withdrawing inwardly to evaluate the meal, his romance, his life. The others raved about the food but he knew that he had missed the mark. He looked at his girlfriend, Carolyn, who thought of food, like so many Americans, as nothing more than fuel, a necessary evil, and realized something was missing. He then announced to the table, “I’m going to Europe, to learn how to cook.”

Over the course of three months, he traveled through France and then Italy, attending classes at a multitude of cooking schools. Some were designed to humor American tourists, at which he encountered more than one brain-dead trophy wife or wannabe Martha Stewart. Some were serious schools where lessons were not just learned but ingested.

He worked in the kitchens of everything from French culinary icons like Le Moulin de Mougins to a tiny family-run trattoria on the Amalfi Coast. He cooked side by side with the likes of Bruno Söhn, Alain Llorca, and Kate Hill. Along the way he transformed from a novice trying to impress beyond his means to a world-class cook, and as mentioned above, he learned a little something about life.

In Apprentice, Spitz manages to capture the essence of each province without sounding like a Mobil Travel Guide. Images burst off the page in full color, allowing you to clearly see the blinding speed of a chiffonade. At times you can almost feel the sensual effect garlic has on the olfactory senses when it hits a hot pan of fruity olive oil. In a word it is captivating.

I found the text most compelling whenever I sensed a change of scenery. I read with absolute anticipation for his descriptions of the legendary locals of cooking Provence, Tuscany, Paris, Naples – I saw them all through Spitz’s eyes. My only regret, why not a month in Spain or a few weeks in the Greek Isles?

On the back cover, Mark Bittman, author of How to Cook Everything, says of the Saucier’s Apprentice, “Just like Spitz: personal, clever, witty, enthralling, and lovable. Why he didn’t invite me along, I’ll never know.”

I feel like he did.

 

Photo courtesy of W. W. Norton.

July 18, 2008 Posted by wannabetvchef | Food and Cooking | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Port City Market

Originally Posted by Cook Smarter (cooksmarter.net) on May 22, 2007.


Whether the older generation likes it or not, the sleepy Southern town of Mobile, Alabama has awakened over the last decade and a half to become a progressive and modern city. Like a modern day Brigadoon, Mobile’s city elders conspired to keep the Azalea City from moving ahead, figuring it was better to be a big fish in a small pond.  Not anymore.

Cultural diversity in Mobile actually exists now as there is more to the populace than just black and white.  This is fitting for a city whose economy is built on international trade.  To answer the call, Food Pak International Market opened up near the campus of the University of South Alabama. Food Pak is a welcomed smorgasbord for any foodie.

They feature beer from all over the world, not just St. Louis, and they have a very impressive wine selection, too, that borders on the bizarre (a red wine from Transylvania called Vampire?!). And the teas! One can spend hours sifting through the many infusions available.

The foods are interesting as well. In their freezer you can find pita, naan, and tortillas in a veritable UN of flatbreads. There is a case of fresh artisan cheeses; well, one cheese anyway, feta. They have Greek feta, Israeli Feta, Turkish feta, American feta, and more. They boast an interesting selection of dried sausages and cured olives (which go well with the feta).

On one shelf you can find mole next to escargot next to kimchi. They offer oils made from olives (of course), walnuts, hazelnuts, almonds, grape seeds, and things I have never heard of. In their frozen section, you can purchase chicken that is free of bromides and steroids, and goat.

But it is the spice section that can send the senses reeling. They have everything – in bulk – and fresh ground daily. You can purchase four ounces of freshly ground cumin for less than an ounce would cost you at a chain grocer, which is wonderful because I use a lot of cumin. They have tons of fenugreek. I am not sure what it is, but they have a lot of it. If you are hungry but don’t have time to cook yourself grab a gyro and some falafel. Food Pak truly puts the international in international market.

July 18, 2008 Posted by wannabetvchef | From My Other Blogs | , , , , , | No Comments Yet