NFNS 4 Marathon
Well, it is News Year’s Eve and Food Network is passing the time by showing the entire fourth season of NFNS. Now everyone who didn’t get to see how Kelsey, Lisa and Shane got screwed can watch it for themselves. This way they can watch (SPOILER ALERT!) Aaron McCargo and wonder the same thing the rest of us did who watched the first time, “How the hell did this guy win?”
They also get to see Tuschman string Nipa along three or four episodes simply because there are 3 billion people in India, a virtually untapped market. Granted Nipa is beautiful and very good at her cuisine but OMG! I belive that Nipa is the Klingon word for deja vu.
You can now relish the quick exit of Kevin Roberts who referred to people who eat boxed mac and cheese as white trash in an interview in the push leading up to the beginning of the season.
Then there is Cory, the professional comedian, who wasn’t funny or even pleasurable to watch in anyway. During her exploits in the first episode all I could think was there are thousands of qualified chefs (self included) who didn’t even get a casting call but you run over to the set of Last Comic Standing and say, “You, Cory, have you ever cooked anything before? You have? Cool come be on our show and make people laugh.”
Let us also not forget Mary Nolan? What you don’t remember her from NFNS? That’s because FN execs were so blown away by her interview that they just gave her a show without having to compete. She was the actual winner of NFNS 4.
But my heart will always go out to Kelsey Nixon who blew away the competition every week and got let go because she was only 23 and Tuschman just didn’t think audiences would buy her as a food expert. BTW, Mary Nolan was only 26. During the season Food Network maintained an interactive fan poll and Nixon was far and away the big winner there. Even today with FN rerunning the whole dog and pony show the hit to my site have been overwhelmingly from people searching the name Kelsey Nixon. The stats? Kelsey 21 hits, Big Daddy 5, Lisa Garza 4.
Oh and Adam Gertler who proved to be a poor cook but a great personality is getting his own show, Will Work For Food which will air in prime time as opposed to winner McCargo whose show Big Daddy’s House is buried in the no-man’s land of seldom watched Sunday morning programing.
And with NFNS 5 just around the corner I wonder ploys we will have to endure this season in the name of ratings.
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